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How to play Spoons

Spoons is the fast, noisy family card game where everybody passes cards at once, hunting for four of a kind, while a few spoons wait in the middle of the table. There is always one spoon fewer than players. When somebody quietly takes one, the race is on. Play against two to five computer players (Skip, Babs, Ozzie, Lulu and Chet), or with family over a link, each on their own phone, with the spoons on the TV.

The deal

Passing

The spoons

Who is fastest?

Your phone or computer measures how quickly you grab, from the moment you could see the spoon was gone. After every round you see everyone's grab time. The computer players have their own speed: Easy is slow and sometimes misses its own four of a kind, Sharp is quick and never does.

Tips

  1. Collect what you hold most of. Two 9s are a better start than one of everything.
  2. Pass the loner. The card that matches nothing in your hand should go first.
  3. Switch if you are stuck. If the fourth card never comes, someone else may be holding it. Collect something else.
  4. Watch the middle. A spoon disappears quietly. Glance at the spoons after every pass.
  5. Grab, then look. Once you have four of a kind, take the spoon before you think about anything else.

Questions

How long is a game? About ten minutes with S-P-O-O-N. In Settings you can pick P-I-G for a shorter game, or One miss, where the first player left without a spoon is out right away.

Is there a daily game? No. Spoons depends on how fast your hand is, and that depends on your phone, your mouse and your internet, so a daily ranking would not be fair. Play a quick game anytime instead.

Why does everyone get a fifth card at the start? At a real table, cards trickle around one player at a time. Here everyone passes together, so everyone starts with a card to pass.

How strong are the computers? Easy is slow to grab, often passes the wrong card and sometimes misses its own four of a kind. Normal collects well and usually grabs within a second or two. Sharp is quicker and tracks which numbers have already gone around. Against three Normal players, Normal wins about one game in four and Sharp about two in three.

Can I play with family? Yes. Choose "Play with friends", pick three to six players and send the link, or read out the four-letter table code. Everyone sees only their own cards, the computer fills open seats, and you can put the spoons on a TV.

Do I need an account? No. Your game is saved in this browser, so you can close the page and come back.